Rachel "Don't Squeeze the" Garmon


July 4

Rookie Year:


Current Positions:

  • Waitstaff
  • Player


Garmonzilla began playing in 2005. Some speculate that she hasn't grown in nearly 12 years. Frequently she is mistaken as a member of the Lullabye League or a Lawn Gnome. She is currently spending most of her time at James Madison University. When she does come back home to visit, the looks on the faces of those who never noticed she left are priceless. Rachel also makes an amazing "bubba."